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'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

French Army knife

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.