Battle Medal Collector Pillows

"...and this is for the Surbiton Waterloo campaign of '63..."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

French Army knife

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The Generals medals

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Champions biting their medals

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."