Medal Collectors Pillows

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

The Winner's Podium for the Men's High Dive

"No flag pin!"

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

'...And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you medalling kids!'

"I had a bad review, so I'm only a 3-1/2 star general."

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Generals medals

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."