Participation Medal Collector Pillows

"Isn't it wonderful how they've taken the pressure off the children by only requiring they come close?"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Dad Trophies

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Pinata Trophies

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'