Collecting Medals Pillows

The Generals medals

Happy Champion

General/medals.

'And that one is for driving a school bus.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'The Fog of War'.'

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'Keep looking,m'dear-I'm sure there's a good conduct medal in there somewhere!'

Champions biting their medals

Luck in war

Childhood Medals

"I had a bad review, so I'm only a 3-1/2 star general."

"We've done well to get among the medals."

"As a matter of fact they are my desk jockey wings."

"The blue one is for the budget battle of "09", the red one for the sequester of "15", and the purple one..."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Military Holidays Medals

"I got that one for maneuvering into a petrol station."

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

'In my day he'd have got a medal!'

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

Sad Face Medals.

"That one is just for fun."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

The Victors

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games