Medals Pillows

Fourth Place

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"...just a quick scan before you go in."

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Champions biting their medals

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Bradley Wiggins

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."