Medal Award Ceremony Pillows

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'I was in the catering corps.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Soccer coach of the year.

Employee of the Month

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals