Medals And Decorations Pillows

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

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Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The Generals medals

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Champions biting their medals

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"What's next?"