Military Award Pillows

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

Wanna see my new medal?

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Keyworker

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Infantry.

Defence Cutbacks.

Alexander Fleming

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Base chapel.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

Sabrage

'Nice bling.'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

Fallen soldiers

'Friend or foe?'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

For service to services...

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."