Military Service Recognition Pillows

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Keyworker

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Defence Cutbacks.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Bad News

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Base chapel.

Sabrage

'Nice bling.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Fallen soldiers

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'Friend or foe?'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'