Military Awards Pillows

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Defence Cutbacks.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'Nice bling.'

Sabrage

"I bet you miss your brother."

Base chapel.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Bigger shoulder for medals

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

Fallen soldiers

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'Friend or foe?'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

For service to services...

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

Two Men In A Tank.

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

Medal hording

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

Army official with stars raining on him.