Military Awards T-Shirts

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Defence Cutbacks.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Sabrage

'Nice bling.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Base chapel.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

Fallen soldiers

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'Friend or foe?'

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

For service to services...

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

Army official with stars raining on him.

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Two Men In A Tank.

Medal hording