Military Achievements T-Shirts

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Cat in a tank...

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Totalitarian Humour

Shell Fire