Military Achievements Prints

"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Cat in a tank...

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Shell Fire

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."