Military Appreciation T-Shirts

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"

'That little tan vertical stripe you're referring to, is actually a gravy stain.'

"- And then I get these overwhelming desires to make love to a man in uniform...."

'Uhm... Independence Day fireworks? Well...our war plane crew believed they were taking fire from anti-aircraft weapons...ain't that funny?'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"And this one is from Henry's Famous BBQ."

"And this one's for taking a bullet for the Administration."

"As a matter of fact they are my desk jockey wings."

Memorial Day

Infantry.

Moustached gentleman

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Defence Cutbacks.

Veterans Day US

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Cheek

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Base chapel.

Remembering All The American Idols.

Bigger shoulder for medals

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'Friend or foe?'

A One-Sided View.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Death of the cook

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"