Military Decoration T-Shirts

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Defence Cutbacks.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Sabrage

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I bet you miss your brother."

Base chapel.

'Nice bling.'

Remembering All The American Idols.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Fallen soldiers

Bigger shoulder for medals

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

'Friend or foe?'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.