Military Decoration Gifts

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Defence Cutbacks.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'Nice bling.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I bet you miss your brother."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

Base chapel.

Sabrage

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Remembering All The American Idols.

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Fallen soldiers

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

"I won't be needing you this year."

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

'Friend or foe?'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.