Decorations Gifts

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'This one is for not aiming any of our military might at peace activists.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

Classic Emojis for sale.

Happy Halloween

"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."

Fleas Navidad.

"I won't be needing you this year."

Military man looking at lapel: 'I found your earring.'

Taxidermist.

"This birthday balloon gig is a little degrading. Don't you think?"

Fishbowl Outhouse Outhouse Aerator

Bigger shoulder for medals

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"