Decoration Gifts

"Remember - any card that sheds glitter gets quarantined in the garage."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gingerbread Igloo

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

Garden genomes.

Decorator Farming

'Oh, come on, Pendleton, where's your Christmas spirit?'

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

Merry Christmas to all of you.

Christmas Presents.

"They're not photos on his desk - they're mirrors."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

Framed Lady

School of Interior Design - Begger - "Spare some change or any handy home decorating tips?"

Warmer Weather.

Christmas trees decorating a dead human.

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Lion Christmas Stocking.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Colour Blind

Christmas Tree with Playing Card Symbols

Happy National Pride Month

"Maybe they won't light because the electrons leaked out!"

When you buy Tio Memo a music CD...you're really giving him...a review mirror decoration.

"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Easter Egg