Decor Gifts

"Dang it."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"You rang?"

'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'

"We're out of flowers."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Long table, long baby table.

Art Gecko.

God's bathroom.

A baroque elk.

Man in snow globe clears snow.

"It's time to meet your maker."

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

Larvae Lamps.

'Fax toilet paper.'

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

Pinata Trophy

Robotic Flower Arranging

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

'I made it from scratch'.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."