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"Dang it."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"You rang?"

"We're out of flowers."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Long table, long baby table.

A baroque elk.

God's bathroom.

Art Gecko.

Pinata Trophy

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

Larvae Lamps.

Robotic Flower Arranging

'Fax toilet paper.'

Man in snow globe clears snow.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"It's time to meet your maker."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Should I use a coaster?"

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

'You rang?'

"If the truth be told, I prefer Biedermeier."

"Fine porcelain and crystal stemware?"

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."