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"Ironically, this is the living room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Dogs shaving

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.