Home And Décor Gifts

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Cat Towels

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Home depot."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"