Decor Detective T-Shirts

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Surprise!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Non-Drip ?

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Pillows in love.

Art Plagiarism

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Missing sock

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Hipster Police Department