Decor Hunter T-Shirts

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Painting the Ceiling

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Non-Drip ?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'