Decor Hunter Mugs

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Non-Drip ?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.