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Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Ikea for Hippies

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

Desk sale