Furniture Hunting T-Shirts

'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Ikea for Hippies

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

Desk sale

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.