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'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Man, that freaks me out I've lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp's in a different place,'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Non-Drip ?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Two portraits kissing each other

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Curtains haberdashery

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"