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"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Giant wants his shoe back.

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"Mobile Tree Home"

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

'Another self build...'