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Vibes: Good/Badl

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Non-Drip ?

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Bathroom Fairy

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Books / Coffee table books

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'