Interior Decor Explorer T-Shirts

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Use your imagination.

Painting the Ceiling

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"You're welcome."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Non-Drip ?

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Books / Coffee table books

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Outside with that!'