Interior Decor Detective Gifts

Vibes: Good/Badl

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Use your imagination.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Non-Drip ?

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Bathroom Fairy

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Books / Coffee table books

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."