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Citizen offering the Citizens Advice Bureau some advice

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"You're welcome."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Getting to Know You

Cat statues on entrance gate

"We're looking for something for our panic room."