Interior Design Diva T-Shirts

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Lorraine knew the relationship was doomed, as soon as she saw his toilet.

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

'Which paint do you prefer? Avocado, leafy cottage, or crushed aloe?'

"No, you still look fat."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Framed Lady

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

Texturing the Walls

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Curtains haberdashery

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"