Interior Design Detective Pillows

Citizen offering the Citizens Advice Bureau some advice

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."