Historical Decor Gifts

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Towels

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Home Sweet Home

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dogs shaving