'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'
Decorated Heroes Gifts
Looking for a gift for your decorated hero? Celebrate the creativity and talent of the artistic souls in your life with personalized mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their flair. These thoughtfully designed items highlight their passion for art and self-expression, making every day a little more inspiring. Whether they’re painters, crafters, or DIY enthusiasts, our collection honors their unique talent and creativity.
"He was a very good boy."
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
Keyworker
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
Classic Emojis for sale.
The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.
You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.
"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."
Superman's laundry
Soldier's medals continued on back.
Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.
Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity
'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'
'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'
Bigger shoulder for medals
"I won't be needing you this year."
"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."
"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."
'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'
"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."
"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"
"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'
Happy Halloween
Fleas Navidad.
Corona virus Christmas tree
Military man looking at lapel: 'I found your earring.'
Captain Tom Moore
"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."
"I only wear the medals around the holidays."
A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals
Decorated Heroes Gifts Collection
Decorated Heroes Mugs
Explore our collection of decorated hero mugs—designed to inspire and bring joy to creative spirits everywhere.
Decorated Heroes Pillows
Bring personality to their space with pillows that celebrate decorated heroes of the arts and crafts world.
Decorated Heroes Prints
Explore inspiring prints that honor decorated heroes—perfect for adorning walls with creativity and pride.
Decorated Heroes T-Shirts
Discover our range of decorated hero t-shirts—perfect for showcasing the artistic flair of your favorite creative enthusiasts.