Decorated Heroes Mugs

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Keyworker

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

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"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I won't be needing you this year."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Bigger shoulder for medals

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Happy Halloween

Corona virus Christmas tree

Military man looking at lapel: 'I found your earring.'

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'