Decorated Hero Humor Mugs

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Reproduction furniture."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

"...and this one is from my wife because I used two squirts of washing up liquid instead of three."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Too Marvel?"

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

Natural bomb

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

"Actually, Eric, I said I'd like a horse brass stuck to the wall!"

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

A Series of Misadventures.

"I wanted a gazebo."

Cape

Supernova Man

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."