Military Service Recognition Mugs

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Keyworker

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Defence Cutbacks.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Bad News

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'Nice bling.'

Sabrage

Soldier's medals continued on back.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

Base chapel.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Fallen soldiers

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Bigger shoulder for medals

'Friend or foe?'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"