Military Service Acknowledgment Pillows

Infantry.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Defence Cutbacks.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Cheek

Make love not war

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Save the Humans.

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Base chapel.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"I bet you miss your brother."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Bigger shoulder for medals

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'Friend or foe?'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Plastidad

Place setting with stars

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"