Military Service Anniversary Pillows

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Place setting with stars

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Defence Cutbacks.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Remembering All The American Idols.

Happy Anniversary!

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'