Military Service Anniversary Mugs

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

Place setting with stars

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Infantry.

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Defence Cutbacks.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Remembering All The American Idols.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Happy Anniversary!

'What made that candidate stand out?'

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'