Military Appreciation Day Mugs

'Friend or foe?'

Defence Cutbacks.

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

Bigger shoulder for medals

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

Two Men In A Tank.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Military style hedgehog

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Veterans Day US

Thank you

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Oooops!

"Did you call for a Medic?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"