Appreciation Day Mugs

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

"Forget about the raise."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

Thank you

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Staff support"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

I will study my speling words...

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."