Military Appreciation Day Gifts

'Friend or foe?'

Defence Cutbacks.

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

Bigger shoulder for medals

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

Two Men In A Tank.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Military style hedgehog

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Veterans Day US

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Oooops!

Thank you

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'