Military Appreciation Week Gifts

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Separation

Defence Cutbacks.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Veterans Day US

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Thank you

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Forget about the raise."

Cheek

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Make love not war

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."