Military Appreciation Days Gifts

'Wilmot, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Military style hedgehog

Defence Cutbacks.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Veterans Day US

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Oooops!

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Thank you

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "