Military Appreciation Days Pillows

'Wilmot, you're a disgrace to the uniform!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Military style hedgehog

Defence Cutbacks.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Veterans Day US

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Oooops!

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Thank you

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Forget about the raise."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'